The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.
When I saw Jen had written four entries in her twitter profile before noon about cleaning her apartment, I realized she was twattering again today.
by AS_King July 26, 2008
What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.
Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018
A pejorative word employed by intelligent individuals to describe Twitter, a contemporary sickness enveloping the universe at alarming rates. Those with Twatter in their lexicons have made a pledge to shun the micro blogging site, for they have actual lives imbued with experiences and enjoyments in real time with real people. Those who patronize Twitter with sickening regularity are often repulsed and deeply offended by Twatter references, claiming that 140 characters can change the world, "giving everybody a voice." It's a crock of shit of course, and like a leaking meat wallet, the only thing this technology represents is an opportunity for fucktards to demonstrate just how much they stink.
Trevor: "Did you see John's tweet last night about his date with Berta?"
Dave: "Yea, that guy is a raging douche nozzle. He's always on Twatter talking about himself and all his problems."
Dave: "Yea, that guy is a raging douche nozzle. He's always on Twatter talking about himself and all his problems."
by Othercrisp Chalkr December 28, 2013
You: Hey wasn't that Twitter from Timberlake funny as hell?
Me: Sorry, your highness, I don't follow Twatter.
Me: Sorry, your highness, I don't follow Twatter.
by Sir Squirrel April 28, 2015
by 456548975645632123 April 12, 2009
by sandercommander May 27, 2009