A vagina slammed so hard, that when the dick is pulled out, it pulsates like an eye.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: I was just fucking Liz.
Guy #1: Was she nice and tight?
Guy #2: Not when I was done with her. I slammed that pussy so hard, it blinked like a twatclops!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.