Too Ugly To Be Gay. Whenever you go to a party, club, bar, or just walking down the street, you may notice there are some extremely unattractive people. You think to yourself, "Does he really look like that?" Hence, I think "He is TOO UGLY TO BE GAY!" He is one of those people who makes your community look bad.
OMG, what is he wearing? That red dress is hideous. It matches his face. Im so embarrassed. He is TUTBG!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'