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snappy like a turtle 

Austin's snappy like a turtle.

laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle 

to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person
If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.

I like turtles 

A responce to a boring question that you don't feel like answering. It may also, in rare cases, express one's true love of turltes. <3
Johnathan you're looking good you have an awesome face paint job what do you think?

-I like turtles.
I like turtles by Michael Habic November 25, 2007

'I like turtles' bomb 

dropping 'i like turtles' at random or inappropriate moments in a conversation. This phrase was made famous by that stupid kid on the internet when asked a question which did not merit an 'i like turles' response. It can be funny if used sparingly... very sparingly.
person1: that test was nothing what i expected, i hope i passed.

person2: yeah, that test was tough.

person1: it's like, could she have made that test any harder?

person3: I like turtles.

person1: you're retarded.

person2: i thought it was kind of funny. it helps that he does it sparingly! Nice 'I like turtles' bomb, person3.

I like turtles 

A phrase that was created in response to an epic fail. It is also used to silence stupidity.

I like turtles 

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.
Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.