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A responce to a boring question that you don't feel like answering. It may also, in rare cases, express one's true love of turltes. <3
Johnathan you're looking good you have an awesome face paint job what do you think?

-I like turtles.
by Michael Habic November 03, 2007
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A phrase that was created in response to an epic fail. It is also used to silence stupidity.
I like turtles.
by Brad Loeffler June 27, 2010
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What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.
Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.
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Whenever you see an epic fail, let it know how much you like turtles. It's the latest trend, created by Brad Loeffler (not his real name) of MyYearbook.com on 6/19/10. Turtles will soon get worldwide recognition. It's only a matter of time ;)
I like turtles.
by BradLikesTurtles June 25, 2010
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"I like turtles" :D

"Fuck you" -__-
by TheflyinHawaiian03 March 14, 2011
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when the convo is more than boring and they are not listening
Namine: LOL i just read the most funny text so basic--
Niki: I like turtles

What Niki Is Thinking
i hate turtles but sh is soooooo boring
via giphy
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