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What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat. Oh my god! I have turtle dick.
The water is so cold I got turtle dick |
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your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell (past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick (future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow |
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The uncontrollable full retraction of the male penis, leaving Just Nuts.
As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell. Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives. Rieko went koo ko and screamed at me in front of thousands of people at Disneyland and before you know it, I had Turtle Dick.
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When a circumcised penis retracts into the remaining foreskin scar or shaft. It's so cold, I'm turtle dicking.
Sorry, I was adjusting my turtle dick. |
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Term for an uncircumcised penis. Jake Evans has a turtle dick.
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1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick. person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh? |
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