"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...
People are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web.
Changing subject to something different when talking.
"I JUST ROLLED IN A PILE OF DONUTS"
"LOL I JUST STOLE MY NEIGHBOUR'S MAIL"
see also "turniped," meaning drunk.
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."
"Thank the lord for turnip farmers."
"Lets go smoke some turnips."
Etymology: probably from 1turn + neep; from the well-rounded root
1 a : either of two biennial herbs of the mustard family with thick edible roots: (1) : one (Brassica rapa rapifera) with usually flattened roots and leaves that are cooked as a vegetable (2) : RUTABAGA b : the root of a turnip
2 : a large pocket watch
I looked at my turnip to tell the time.