Putting somebody in charge of a job, when they have a conflict of interest. Often used to refer to industry "self-regulation" or to putting an industry insider on the board that regulates that industry, e.g., appointing an executive of Comcast as chairman of the FCC.
Can also refer to a similar problem in private industry, e.g., putting the manager of a failed project in charge of the investigation into why the project failed.
Mike Taylor has been appointed to head the Food Safety Working Group at the FDA. The President has set the fox to guard the henhouse.
Eat first, or fuck first?
"C'mon, let's go to bed."
"e.f. or f.f?"
Alleged to be old Navy slang, meaning, "You wanna get some real food or some tail first?" Occurs in _Time Enough for Love_ by Robert Heinlein. When Dora, "The Adopted Daughter," propositions him, Lazarus asks her "E.F. or F.F.?" She answers, "Both," which is in character for her and also has multiple meanings.
Literally, to kiss (British slang).
Often includes activities that would be included in "making out", e.g., necking.
One wag defined it as "anything you can do with a married woman in her husband's presence." (This assumes a 'monogamous' marriage rather than an "open" one.)
Literal sense: Ginny just grabbed me, dragged me into a broom closet, and snogged the life out of me.
More general: Helen and Joe were sitting on the couch, snogging. She left lipstick all over him from the collar up. I swear his hands were inches from her tits. And Fred (Helen's husband) just sat there, watching the game on TV, completely ignoring it.
Accept sexual favors in exchange for something
This is most often used in regard to a favor: one party does something requiring time and/or effort for the other, and when asked how much it will be, says, "I'll take it out in trade". Or vice versa: having done something for another person, asking for compensation, and the other says, "You can take it out in trade."
"In trade" sounds like a form of prostitution (exchanging sex for something else), but it usually used humorously and in context of an existing relationship. The meaning is that the person is doing it as part of the relationship rather than expecting to be paid money or goods or whatever.
Girlfriend: Thanks for doing my taxes, honey. How much do I owe you.
Boyfriend (leering): Nothing. I'll take it out in trade.
He means that he expects some kissing and/or loving in return.
Girlfriend: How's that?
Boyfriend (looking at his hair in mirror): Wow! I look great!
GF: So what do I get in return?
BF: You can take it out in trade.
Meaning he'll be extra loving for a while and/or that she gets to choose the position/method next time they make love.
Die in an accident (especially a plane or boat crash) or be killed. From pilot slang, "gravity can ruin your whole day".
One tactical nuke can ruin your whole day.
Poor guy. He was trying to climb over a mountain pass when his engine quit. Didn't have enough altitude to make the turn. Ruined his whole day.
The erection that sometimes occurs in males during death, especially death by asphyxia. Possibly caused by some combination of:
1. Random erotic thoughts as the consciousness starts to fade out
2. Increased blood pressure as the body tries to get more oxygen to the brain.
Especially common in hanging because gravity pulls the blood into the lower half of the body and because the noose constricts the external carotid artery; the body responds by increasing the blood pressure in an attempt to keep blood flowing to the brain.
Damage to the neck can also trigger an ejaculation.
A similar phenomenon may occur in the genitals of women who die slowly, but is less obvious.
Poor Jimmy hanged
himself over the cyber bullying. He got angel lust -- just look at that boner!
Danny was just trying auto-erotic asphyxiation
. He got what he wanted -- some real angel lust -- but he must have blacked out while he was cumming. Now his family has to bury him. What a shame!
Read the Fucking Manual, Asshole.
But you can't call an officer "asshole," so in the military RTFMA stands for "Read the Furnished Materials, _Sir_."
"Corporal, how do I order blankets for the new transfers on this stupid computer?"
Clerk, handing the First Looey a pamphlet: RTFMA.
Clerk: It's right there in the manual, sir.