5 definitions by smartin

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One of the 112 countries that President George Bush cannot locate on a map of the world - even if the map is labelled. They only teach shooting and spitting in Texas schools. Bush failed both...always hitting his foot, again with both. Must have been the coke.
"Err, I dunno, is it Canada? The Kingdom of Spain? what the hell do you mean it isn't a Kingdom? East Germany? What wall? Who tore it down? Let's nuke'em ! " - George Bush Jr.
by smartin April 29, 2005
A vegetable of very limited intelligence. Like George W. Bush, only smarter - a turnip knows enough to keep its mouth shut. Bush is continually flapping his. You will rarely catch a turnip saying things like:

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."


"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"

When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...
Wow, what a stupid thing to say. You are about as bright as a turnip.
by smartin September 04, 2006
What happens to your brain if you try to understand what the heck George W. Bush is saying. What your brain is if you do.
If things like:

"We've tripled the amount of money — I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available." —George W. Bush, Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002

are clear to you, you are damaged.
by smartin September 04, 2006
George "dub ya" Bush is the son of one term president George H.W. Bush, famously remembered in his concession speech for saying that his Dog (Millie) knew more about foreign policy than Clinton et. al. Clearly this would have been true if his opponent had been his son, George "dub ya" Bush, but Clinton was a tad brighter than Millie, especially in matters of foreign policy.

"Dub ya" on the other hand has remarked "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." His knowledge of Europe is only slightly better, as evidenced when he said "I don't know why you're talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't have an army." Best of all however was his description of people from Pakistan, when he said "I don't believe the situation is defused yet, but I do believe there is a way to do so, and we are working hard to convince both the Indians and the Pakis there's a way to deal with their problems without going to war" - strange, especially given his penchant for going to war.

Synonyms for Bush include turnip, tool, knob, and comatose. v. damaged.
From a media report - "The driver of the second vehicle suffered major head injuries and is in a bush. His chances for recovery are slim, and he will likely be permanently brain bushed."
by smartin September 04, 2006
A neighbour of a friend of mine. She was actually an "Upper Canada Snot Bitch", which only makes sense if you understand the hisory of Canada, which few do, so I have shortened it to snot bitch. She was a total snot bitch though...
Stop staring you snot bitch.
by smartin September 04, 2006
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