Turlough 

Turlough is a very chivalrous and gentlemanly man. He is someone who shows nothing but utmost respect to all women because women are queens.

Turlough sometimes finds it hard to connect with girls because he loves them so much he gets shy around them with their perfect lips, adorable eyes and mouth watering breasts. Turlough does not like being referred to as an incell so please do not do this. If you find a Turlough, never let him go.

Hey, nice to meet you I am Turlough. I couldn’t help but notice how plump your beautiful breasts were. Could I maybe touch them??

Turlough by TurloughK28 November 24, 2019

Turlough 

A Turlough is a small golem-like creature native to Irish boglands.

Rarely seen, Turlough's are renowned for their mischevious nature.

The most frequently documented problems of Turlough's are recorded by local authorities and relate to their pleasure to terrorize the anus of lambs, chickens and other small farm yard animals.

Did ye hear paddy caught a Turlough horsin' it into his pig Sinead....little cunt got away before he could catch him

I heard those micks can't even stop a Turlough fuckin' their country up

Turlough by Shaft Grappler March 25, 2011

Turlough 

someone called Turlough is objectively a bottom at all times

Turlough: Im a bottom.
Me: you fucking loser.

Turlough by Patprick May 14, 2022

Turlough 

Boy’s named Turlough are amazing singers. They have the voice of an angel. Turlough’s are always incredibly gifted when it comes to academics and intelligence. Turlough’s are hard workers with many talents, one of which being multitasking.

Turlough is such a great singer. He’s better than Madonna.

Turlough by namedefinitions165 July 24, 2023

Turlough 

Boy’s named Turlough are amazing singers. They have the voice of an angel. Turlough’s are always incredibly gifted when it comes to academics and intelligence. Turlough’s are hard workers with many talents, one of which being multitasking.

Turlough is such a great singer. He’s better than Madonna.

Turlough by namedefinitions165 July 24, 2023

Turloughmore

Turloughmore is a small village in the west of Ireland. The lads down there are usually all dopey and very slow. Most of them will claim to own land but it’s more than likely a lie. Everyone is an alcoholic below in it. They live for hurling, drink and farming. They all normally look the same as they are all inbred. They all think they are big men. Normally can’t understand them as they have there own launguage which can only be spoken amongst fellow turlougheens. A very unusual spot for any people not familiar with the area.

I was below in Turloughmore the last day for a few quiet ones with the lads.

Turloughmore by Well shcan February 6, 2020