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A Turlough is a small golem-like creature native to Irish boglands.

Rarely seen, Turlough's are renowned for their mischevious nature.

The most frequently documented problems of Turlough's are recorded by local authorities and relate to their pleasure to terrorize the anus of lambs, chickens and other small farm yard animals.
Did ye hear paddy caught a Turlough horsin' it into his pig Sinead....little cunt got away before he could catch him

I heard those micks can't even stop a Turlough fuckin' their country up
by Shaft Grappler March 09, 2011