turley

The toilet, the pot where one goes to the bathroom in.

"I just punished my roommates turley because I have no toilet paper in my bathroom."

by SamDiesel April 25, 2008

turley twister

A penis so special it got a second.d chance at life. Can lead sisters to fight. Stay clear of this member unless you are willing to be dickmatized.

Dont get sucked up in that Turley Twister.

by Methany Shard April 3, 2020

The Turley Treatment

Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.

A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.

by Capt. Volcano December 15, 2008

Evan Turley

The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth

Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley

Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole

by SuperCloud50 October 18, 2019

Naomi turley

Definition of speed

Naomi turley is speed

by Naomi turley March 26, 2021

Turley Wurly

Someone who people refer to as a ‘Curly Wurly’ so she will say “Shut uppppp”

Someone who’s surname rhymes with Wurly

“Hello Turley Wurly’
“shut up joe!”

by yolo pooooo October 4, 2019

dirty turley

When he/she gets dressed and they appear with an arsenal top on. That have just done a dirty turley!

When he/she gets dressed and they appear with an arsenal top on. That have just done a dirty turley!

by Steeeep June 25, 2023