turley 

The toilet, the pot where one goes to the bathroom in.

"I just punished my roommates turley because I have no toilet paper in my bathroom."

turley by SamDiesel April 25, 2008

turley twister 

A penis so special it got a second.d chance at life. Can lead sisters to fight. Stay clear of this member unless you are willing to be dickmatized.

Dont get sucked up in that Turley Twister.

turley twister by Methany Shard April 3, 2020

Turley Wurly 

Someone who people refer to as a ‘Curly Wurly’ so she will say “Shut uppppp”

Someone who’s surname rhymes with Wurly

“Hello Turley Wurly’
“shut up joe!”

Turley Wurly by yolo pooooo October 4, 2019

Turley Wurly 

Someone who gets called Turkey Wurly which rhymes with “Curly wurley”.

This is done to annoy someone :)

“Hi Turley Wurly,”
“Shut up joe!”

Turley Wurly by yolo pooooo October 4, 2019

The Turley Treatment 

Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.

A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.

The Turley Treatment by Capt. Volcano December 15, 2008

Evan Turley 

The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth

Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley

Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole

Evan Turley by SuperCloud50 October 18, 2019

shayna turley 

Shayna Turley is a popular german sausage dish, it is preferred by germans. It makes you feel really full after eating it. In addition to that you don't have to eat something else for the next 22 years.
Furthermore it is produced in the famous german turley(turkey) booty.

I feel like eating a fat Turley.

The Shayna Turley makes me feel like shit now, I ate too much.

shayna turley by Ilovesausages123 August 16, 2016