by SamDiesel April 25, 2008
A penis so special it got a second.d chance at life. Can lead sisters to fight. Stay clear of this member unless you are willing to be dickmatized.
by Methany Shard April 3, 2020
Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.
A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.
by Capt. Volcano November 27, 2008
The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth
Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley
Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole
Student: Evan Turley
Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole
by SuperCloud50 October 19, 2019
Someone who people refer to as a ‘Curly Wurly’ so she will say “Shut uppppp”
Someone who’s surname rhymes with Wurly
Someone who’s surname rhymes with Wurly
by yolo pooooo October 4, 2019
Someone who gets called Turkey Wurly which rhymes with “Curly wurley”.
This is done to annoy someone :)
This is done to annoy someone :)
by yolo pooooo October 4, 2019
Shayna Turley is a popular german sausage dish, it is preferred by germans. It makes you feel really full after eating it. In addition to that you don't have to eat something else for the next 22 years.
Furthermore it is produced in the famous german turley(turkey) booty.
Furthermore it is produced in the famous german turley(turkey) booty.
by Ilovesausages123 March 3, 2016