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The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Turkeying by AustinTsunami January 20, 2009
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turkeymonkey
1. A character in “The Adventures of The Smart Patrol,” a 1995 computer game based on the nerdy punk band Devo. As described by the game's creators: "TurkeyMonkey is the hideous looking re-combinant DNA accident hatched at LFU. It has the head of a monkey and the body of a featherless turkey and navigates like a giant hummingbird on caffeine.”
2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name).
3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.
2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name).
3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.
1. Yo, that chick was wack. She looked like a mutant TurkeyMonkey.
2. Go TurkeyMonkeys! Two, Four, Six, Eight, who do we appreciate? TurkeyMonkeys, TurkeyMonkeys, yeah TurkeyMonkeys!
3. Don't eat that, TurkeyMonkey! Shaving cream is for shaving, not breakfast.
2. Go TurkeyMonkeys! Two, Four, Six, Eight, who do we appreciate? TurkeyMonkeys, TurkeyMonkeys, yeah TurkeyMonkeys!
3. Don't eat that, TurkeyMonkey! Shaving cream is for shaving, not breakfast.
turkeymonkey by Ted Mann February 2, 2006
Turkeywood
Popular films or movies remade in the country of Turkey; typically very poorly and with a low budget. Similar to Bollywood movies from India but of much lower quality. Turkey Wood
Man Turkeywood movies are so bad they just make me want to vomit. Turkish Star Wars is a prime example of a Turkeywood film.
Turkeywood by Turing Code September 25, 2005
Turkey Dog
a hotdog that has small pieces of cheese inserted into the hotdog bun as well as the hotdog weiner, two slices of turkey, and mustard in that order.
Turkey Dog by Hotdog guy October 10, 2009
turtelydoggin
The combination of a turtle head poking out, and prairie doggin. Usually when you're turd is on the brink of making contact with your 'roos.
turtelydoggin by JROD402 January 14, 2022