turkeyneck alarm clock

The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.

Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.

Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.

turkeyneck alarm clock by Mr. Random User January 3, 2006

turkeyneck 

The shaft of an old, wrinkled penis

That cunt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris

turkeyneck by The Phantom August 4, 2003

turkeyneck 

when you pull the penis over your hand and cover the head as to simulate the neck of a dead turkey, like you might purchase in a grocery store

Kyle whipped out his turkeyneck at the drunken social

turkeyneck by Shaggy Slam October 31, 2006

turkeyneck 

the stretchy piece of skin below the shaft of the penis and above the scrotum

"when it's hot outside i can tie my turkeyneck around my waist!"

turkeyneck by penatreytion October 20, 2008

Turkeyneck 

1. A turkey's neck

2. One who says:
a) "Hi guys, how ya doin'"
b) "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
c) *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
d) "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"

Me: "Hi Bruce - how are you?"
Turkeyneck: "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
Me: "err... yeah, fine"
Turkeyneck: *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
Me: "Yes Bruce, for the 23rd time today"
Turkeyneck : "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"
Me: "....Indeedy"

Turkeyneck by Glen-Mens May 14, 2006

Turkeyneck 

A thug redneck. Someone in a large pickup truck, dogs in the back and blaring rap music.

Did you see that camouflage pickup with the loud rap music Trixi? Yeah, Irene those are true turkeynecks.

Turkeyneck by Punkin570 September 30, 2020