1. A character in “The Adventures of The Smart Patrol,” a 1995 computer
game based on the nerdy punk band Devo. As described by the
game's creators: "TurkeyMonkey is the hideous looking re-combinant DNA accident hatched at LFU. It has the
head of a
monkey and the body of a featherless
turkey and navigates
like a giant hummingbird on caffeine.”
2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name).
3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.
1.
Yo, that chick was wack. She looked
like a mutant TurkeyMonkey.
2. Go TurkeyMonkeys! Two, Four, Six, Eight, who do we appreciate? TurkeyMonkeys, TurkeyMonkeys, yeah TurkeyMonkeys!
3. Don't eat that, TurkeyMonkey! Shaving
cream is for shaving, not breakfast.
