Soviet Turkey Gobbler 

the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*

Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!

Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!

Soviet Turkey Gobbler by jim567483 December 26, 2011

turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

turkey gobbler by JOSH April 5, 2005

Turkey Gobbler

The act of forcing a girl to deep throat your cock, while your nut sack acts as the gobbler. She then makes a turkey sound and flaps her arms.

Dude, the Principal walked in on me giving my girl friend a Turkey Gobbler in the bathroom!
deep throat cock gobbler naughty

Turkey Gobbler by The long horner September 18, 2011

turkey gobbler

an unusually long hang of a clitoris

I feel my turkey gobbler hitting against my leg.

turkey gobbler by Diana Rita September 9, 2003

Wild Turkey Gobbler 

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.

Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker

Wild Turkey Gobbler by Firework Master December 2, 2009

turkey gobbler

the section of one's scrotum that shows when the testes are pulled back and is flowing like a crumpled paper bag

Dude, I swear to god, Dan just flashed his T.G.(turkey gobbler) for like, the forth time today.

turkey gobbler by Spike "Bottom-line" Bassey October 23, 2003

Turkey gobbler

When you take your lovers ball sack and fashion it in such a way that it dangles from your chin, and then you yell gooble gobble as you eat his asshole which is covered in various Thanksgiving Day foods such as mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce.

Dude, Uncle Ted gave me a turkey gobbler. Hes such a weirdo!

Turkey gobbler by Trevtrev69 December 26, 2010