turkmenistan

an asian nation that everyone seemed to trample on throughout history: alexander the great, genghas kahn, the turks, the soviets. the nation finally became independent after soviet collapse, but things got no better. instead, a former communist big shot, a mr. nayazov, took power and created a crazy cult of personality. he recently died, so things are pretty unstable.

in turkmenistan, nayazov's cult of personality forced his picture to be on everything from cereal boxes to watches.

turkmenistan by Ben E. Hama February 4, 2007

Turkmen 

Turkmen or Turkoman or Turkman may refer to:
* Turkmenistan, in Central Asia (referring to something of, from, or related to that country)
* Turkmen language, the national language of Turkmenistan
* Formerly the Turkmen Soviet Socialist Republic, when a constituent republic of the Soviet Union.

* Ethnic Turkmens fall into two distinct groups; confusingly, both of these are sometimes called both "Turkmen" and "Turcoman/men". Both are part of the wider grouping of Oghuz Turks. Oghuz Turks, a large branch of Turkic peoples, historically Muslim nomadic Oghuz Turks (in the 10th–18th centuries)

* Eastern or Central Asian/Iranian group:

--Turkmens, a Turkic people located primarily in Central Asia, in Turkmenistan, Iran, Afghanistan, Northern Pakistan, and in the North Caucasus
-- Iranian Turkmen, an ethnic minority of Oghuz Turkish descent living in Iran

* Western group
-- Iraqi Turkmen, an ethnic minority living in northern Iraq
-- Syrian Turkmen, an ethnic minority of Oghuz Turkish descent living in Syria
-- Yörüks, a semi-nomadic group in Anatolia often referred to as Turkmen in Turkey
-- Karapapaks or Terekeme, an ethnic minority living in Turkey, Iran and the South Caucasus

Turkmen, are people from Turkmenistan...
Iraqi Turkmen are being discriminated against by the Iraqi Kurdistan autonomous government.. Sad!

Turkmen by Andy8Kahn January 26, 2017

Turkmenistan

The best country to be at in 2020. The word coronavirus is banned in that good old country, but in other countries it’s a must!

“I wish I could book a flight to Turkmenistan!”

Turkmenistan by LikeXD31 May 17, 2020

Turkmenistan

Former Republic of the Soviet Union and is still ran like a communist state with little room for dissent or opposition, and the same party getting elected over and over with 99.999% of votes. It borders Iran, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, and Afghanistan. The president has a Stalin style cult of personality around him and his picture is everywhere.

Saying something bad about the president in Turkmenistan can lead to you disappearing to never be seen again.

Turkmenistan by IceChill789 August 9, 2021

turkmenistan

cleanest prostitutes in the region.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes
cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s.

turkmenistan by bombenleger October 20, 2022

Turkmen 

Someone from Turkmenistan; literally a country that nobody knows about. Usually looks Asian. Very hard for them to go to the US.

Hey, he said he is from Turkmenistan, so he must be Turkmen!

Turkmen by Yuri A. March 31, 2020

turkmen 

A race of people that have there own country and are spread over the middle east in these countries:

Iraq
Azbecistan
Afganistan
Palestine
Turkmenistan
Iran
Turkey
Egypt
America
Canada
Mexico
Southern America

The Turkmen have a never ending grudge with the Kurdish people of Iraq and Iran because they are trying to make a Turkmen run city in Iraq (THe city of kirkuk) Kurdish controlled and there is a waging civil war in that city which is the size of las vegas 3 times.

Other things that relate to this. Turkmenistan Iraq Kurd Kurdish (KURD SOMETHING GODDAMN KURDS)

A Turkmen is a Turkish Tribe, it formed as a special ops groups back in the time where there were castles and stuff, they were used to kill Christians trying to take over Muslim run terrority, they later evolved in to a culture and spread all over the world, Turkmen are now over 23 million spread out all over the world, THATS LIKE CANADA!!!

turkmen by Erol Ali THE TURKMEN REP July 5, 2006