turgor pressure 

internal pressure of a cell due to water held there by osmotic pressure

A plant cell has its normal shape and turgor pressure in isotonic solution

turgor pressure by james December 13, 2003

FASCIAL TURGOR 

IT IS THE BALANCE OF PRESSURE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE FASCIA. SIMILAR TO AND COMPARABLE TO PLANT TURGOR AND DERMAL TURGOR. WHEN FASCIA TURGOR IS OPTIMIZED THE 4TH PHASE OF WATER (GEL LIKE) CREATES PLASMA EXPRESSION OR CORONAL DISCHARGE. WHEN THE FASCIAL TURGOR IS LESS THAN OPTIMAL THE BODY WILTS LIKE WHEN PLANT TURGOR DROPS. THIS WILL BECOME IMPORTANT IN UNDERSTANDING OUR HUMANITY’S ASCENSION IS THE FULL EXPRESSION OF OUR DERMAL TURGOR.

THE FASCIAL TURGOR OF THE CLIENT IS LESS THAN OPTIMAL. THE FASCIAL TURGOR PRESSURE HAS DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY.

FASCIAL TURGOR by Merlin137 April 28, 2025

turgurt 

tur-gurt

-noun

The frozen yogurt that falls off the dispenser and ends up on either the floor or the catching bin, resulting in a turd-like appearance. Found commonly at self-serve froyo places.

I was going to get some blueberry tart at yogurtland, but the sheer amount of turgurt changed my mind.

turgurt by bbtart July 20, 2010

Turror 

The only way George W. Bush can pronounce the word "Terror".

I will stop this turror right now!

Turror by IrishBandageMan May 22, 2006

Turboranger 

The coolest person on earth, dont pay any attention to what that other guy says :D
Finds a bunch of useless irc scripts and puts them on his bot for no apparent reason.

<turboranger> !rape Merrick
*^SPDBOT^ rapes merrick

Turboranger by TURBORANGER!!! February 12, 2005

Turger 

A half turtle and half hamburger sandwich

burger turtle turger

Turger by pat mcdaddy April 2, 2010

turdorist

A form of terrorist who delights in producing deplorable dookies or simply shits where they should not--usually public places, on the hood of someone's car, or on someone's front lawn. The act must be committed with the sole intent to strike fear in the hearts of even the bravest of men to be considered an act of turdorism.

I just witnessed the act of a turdorist! I'm gonna call the Department of Homeland Security about that shit, figuratively and literally.

turdorist by Jeff in Austin March 31, 2015