turglars 

Tiny burglar who steal someones time, usually children.

I was going to get the laundry done but the turglars woke up.

turglars by Jvonprot May 19, 2012

burd turglar 

a cooler way of saying turd burglar.

One who turgles burds.

what are ya doin today, burd turglar?
Burd turglar: nuthin

owner: my dog raided the cat box again last night. His breath smells pretty funky.

roommate: yeah, he's turned into a regular burd turglar.

burd turglar by Lecherous Cretin October 17, 2011