Turdworthy 

Preferred literature of defecation.

I have found that the Readers Digest is a highly turdworthy publication, the articles aren't too long.

Turdworthy by Carson Giles March 16, 2008

Turdwonker 

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.

Last night I had a huge turdwonker.

Turdwonker by HandRat July 2, 2021

turdoodie 

A turkey stuffed with fecal matter. It is usually eaten on thanksgiving and can also include a variety of other ingredients such as a whole onion, carrots, or even cornbread stuffing.

This thanksgiving we served a beautiful turdoodie to our guests.

turdoodie by tofurkeyman November 25, 2011

turdwaddle 

that back-and-forth hip movement you get when you gamble on a fart and lose.

Surprise! Your air-biscuit made you turdwaddle!

turdwaddle by Gr33nEy3dM@dm@n February 14, 2024

Turdwookie 

Turdwookie: One who will stab you in the back as they're hugging you, and then bill you for damaging their knife.

See also: Psychopath, Sociopath, Insurance Executive, Bank Executive, Politician, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Shillary Corporatist Clinton.

As we all know, a shit weasel is a person who will stab you in the back and then blame you for getting in the way of the knife.

Turdwookies are the bigger, meaner, richer, version found in corporate board rooms (Especially in Insurance and Banking) and high level government offices.
Both breed in polluted swamps and sewers.

After I paid them $14,000 this year the Turdwookies still had the gall to claim I owed $5,500 for a "deductible"

Turdwookie by Fixerguy January 29, 2025