turduckening

Anal sex that occurs while the receiver is simultaneously excreting feces.

Yo, I heard that Texas has laws against Turduckening.

by OtnememX March 25, 2008

Turducken

Turducken is another word for two stuffed birds. Turkey and duck

Person 1: Bought a turkey for thanksgiving!
Person 2: Buy me a duck too!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I'm going to make a turducken. It's a duck stuffed in a turkey
Person 1: Sounds gross but ok

by MioBoy.exe March 24, 2020

turducken

the act of dodging flying fecal matter thrown by simians whilst visiting the zoo.

I almost got hit in the face with some monkey shit, but luckily i did my turducken move, and my friend took it to the dome instead.

by seerokool March 29, 2019

Turducken

The act of placing fecal matter in the man's pee hole, and then has intercourse with a woman.

She asked me to surprise her, and I said. "Girl, Thanksgiving has come early" , and Turducken and doggy, yo!

by BarebackJack October 17, 2017

Turducken

Placing the penis into the vagina while simultaneously placing testicles into the anus.

Everyone can enjoy a turducken but not for long.

by Stillfat September 15, 2021

turducken

its a turkey, duck and chicken all stuff inside of each other.

Me: Mom what's for dinner?
Mom: a Turducken!
Me: cool

by ClassOf2018 December 30, 2015

Turducken

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.

When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021