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putty material that is used for filling in gaps.
Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.
by STGC Fountaine February 14, 2005
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When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.
"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."
by Sotam April 20, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".
You're face looks like monkeyshit.
by The man is your daddy May 23, 2006
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Items women buy that they don't really need or have any use for, especially when it is on sale.
Woman: OMG!! Look at this cute thing-a-ma-jig!!!! It's 99% off!!! I'll take it.

Man: Good Lord Woman!!!! Do we really need more monkey shit around the house???
by kilimonster March 21, 2010
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A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.
Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!

Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
by Mario the Paki August 26, 2009
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.
I was at the bar last night and ordered a round of Monkey Shits.
by Jay Wilkins January 06, 2006
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someone who acts like a monkey and also acts like a shit, hence monkey shit
piss off u monkey shit
by Anup February 14, 2004
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