A slang term for the deviant sex act that involves a man or woman with an especially hard stool that they halfway expel and use to vaginally penetrate their partner while it is still halfway hanging out of their anus.
A more vulgar description would be to fuck a pussy with a turd while it is hanging out of one's ass.
A more vulgar description would be to fuck a pussy with a turd while it is hanging out of one's ass.
Joseph really wanted to turducken Melody, but there was no way she was letting a turd go in her pussy.
Looking for a holiday themed sex act, the couple decided to go for a turducken in honor of Thanksgiving.
Looking for a holiday themed sex act, the couple decided to go for a turducken in honor of Thanksgiving.
by nepalunaris December 7, 2016
The act of stuffing a mason jar in your urethra, while your friend stretches' his urethra wide enough to fit your mason jar (optionally filled with poop) stuffed penis into his. A third friend who MUST be uncircumcised will then be stretching his foreskin far and wide enough to cover the center of the penises (and the jar) with is foreskin and tie a knot. The individuals will begin to stroke each other to completion, just before the final participant ejaculates a brick is dropped on the jar. The knot is untangled and they each pull out.
by PooFartPenis75 December 22, 2021
The action of inserting one object inside they other until a three-way is achieved. Can be used in various situations, but usually used in sexual connotations.
John prepared a Turducken for Thanksgiving by sticking a Chicken inside a Duck, and the Duck inside a Turkey. The process in its entirety is considered "Turduckening."
by Turducks December 6, 2010
sexual relations with three different women, usually of three different races, nationalities and/or hair colors, in the same twenty-four hour period
Steve pulled off a turducken last Saturday in the international dorm.
After yesterday's turducken, I'm pretty worn out.
After yesterday's turducken, I'm pretty worn out.
by Touch Down May 1, 2014
by Dangerous T and Karl May 13, 2008
1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen.
From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."
2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.
From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."
2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.
by Lace Valentine October 29, 2004
A M-F-F threesome where the male penetrates one female while she in turn penetrates a third with a strap-on dildo.
I had a turducken last thursday. Cindy was the duck, Amber was the turkey and I, of course, was the chicken.
by Crayon73 October 4, 2010