Turducked 

Another word for a threesome, usually associated with one hot chick and her less-than-hot friend

"Dude, me, Shea, and Kimberly totally turducked last night!!"
"Score, dude!"

Turducked by yesihave752 November 15, 2011

metaphysical turducken 

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

metaphysical turducken by Definite Article March 11, 2009

Trucked Sticked 

When a person gets hit extremely hard in any type of physical sport

That kid got Trucked Sticked so hard they had to call an ambulance

Trucked Sticked by Schwartzy391 June 23, 2008

T9ducked 

When you are trying to curse in t9 texting, alternate words often appear, also called a t9agram. In attempt to say "fucked", it often appears as "ducked". Phrase usually used to say you are going to get wasted, or you were wasted, or someone else was wasted.

John: Dude, we are totally getting T9DUCKED tonight!!!
Bob: Yeah, just like last weekend, when I was TOTALLY t9ducked!!

T9ducked by giantsteps April 1, 2009

turduckenolio 

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

turduckenolio by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

Turducken Slap 

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

Turducken Slap by Danger500 May 17, 2011

Truducken 

A beautifully constructed piece of meat containing turkey, duck, and chicken. Often eaten at holiday. Some say it looks like a vagina.

Boy- hey grandpa what are we having for dinner?
Grandpa- only a wonderful meat masterpiece aka ... the truducken.

Truducken by wonderfulthanksgivingcreations February 27, 2010