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metaphysical turducken 

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

turduckenolio 

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.
Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.
turduckenolio by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

Turducken Slap 

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
Turducken Slap by Danger500 May 17, 2011

Tudurken 

A food dish consisted of a duck stuffed into a chicken, and that chicken stuffed into a turkey and cooked.
"Oh man, my wife made the best salisbury steak last night, what did you have?"
"Tudurken, AGAIN"
Tudurken by TUCKR January 11, 2009

turduckedence 

The feeling one gets after consuming a large amount of turducken.
I've eaten nothing but turducken since 9am yesterday morning, the turduckedence is overwhelming.
turduckedence by tonedebone December 26, 2009

turduckel 

A redneck delicacy: turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a squirrel.
Mmm. This turduckel is finger-lickin' good.
turduckel by E. Ho December 9, 2008