turdicorn 

The aftermath of deficating upon a strangers forhead and the fecal phalus is stuck in the erect position similar to its cousin the mystical unicorn.

Take it from me buddy, dont 69 with a drunk chick, you might end up with a turdicorn

turdicorn by Lenny and George April 13, 2010

turdfork 

n. an object that is unnecessary and utterly unpleasant. 2. something useless and/or distasteful

James is really proud of his vintage U2 poster, but I think it's kind of a turdfork.

turdfork by Nohono July 24, 2011

Spicy Turdstorm

The fecal matter that comes exploding out of a hand air dryer in public restrooms. Usually, someone who has just defecated will put their feces in the hand air dryer for this to happen.

Matty: I went to use the restroom in the McDonald's, and after I did my business and washed my hands, I had shit all over my shirt, pants, shoes, and hands when I went to use the air dryer!

Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.

Spicy Turdstorm by ADallasCowboy July 22, 2013

turdfarm 

Sewerage works or water treatment works.

Unfortunately the only way to get to the pub is to walk past the turdfarm.

turdfarm by Brit Gorf June 20, 2006

tardsformer

tardsformers retards in discuise. a normal appearing person who suddenly does stupid or retarded things. someone who starts trouble at the worse possible times.

the bush white house,britney spears. she is hot but a real tardsformer. that tradsformers big mouth got us busted.

tardsformer by oliver bassett December 25, 2007

turdforsaken

same as turd forsaken
alternate spaceless form
true in all english variants

we are in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. it is a turdforsaken place. what a load of shit.

turdforsaken by jasonSkeen April 10, 2023

Triformula

An easier word as opposed to "trigonometry". Triformula is 3 and formula, representing the equation a²+b²=c²

"I'm studying trigonometry, but I like to call it triformula"

Triformula by Aussie123hehe July 10, 2025