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2.
(noun) referance to a (booty) or (butt), glutious maximus.
hey check out the turd slicer on that chick, I'd hit that.
by Hammer1165 April 11, 2006
 
1.
butthole; sphincter
-Dude, you just kicked me in the turd-slicer!
by MickeyChickey October 04, 2003
 
3.
1. One who slices turds at the turd deli.
2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)
You must be 18 years old to operate the turd slicer.
by Montel December 09, 2003