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1.
butthole; sphincter
-Dude, you just kicked me in the turd-slicer!
by MickeyChickey October 04, 2003
 
2.
(noun) referance to a (booty) or (butt), glutious maximus.
hey check out the turd slicer on that chick, I'd hit that.
by Hammer1165 April 11, 2006
 
3.
1. One who slices turds at the turd deli.
2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)
You must be 18 years old to operate the turd slicer.
by Montel December 09, 2003