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turd-tarded 

a new word for dumbshit
someone too stupid to wipe their own ass
Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons.
turd-tarded by Price Pfister March 3, 2007

Tardy Turd

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.
After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.
Tardy Turd by Jp P & Ryan W December 2, 2007

turdtard 

Slang term for someone who doesn’t know shit.
Well yes it’s true, a turdtard is in fact the polar opposite of a turd savant.
turdtard by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turdtard 

1.A turd, or piece of shit who is retarded.

2. An very oddly mishapened turd.
That Billy, he is a real turdtard. He date-raped a fat girl the other weekend.

It took me like, seven flushes to get that last bit of turdtard down.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022