Top Definition
A presidential canidate.

A Zei Kirin.
Bush is a total turd sandwich.

Billy, stop being a turd sandwich (Zei Kirin).
by TYME PART 2 November 04, 2004
1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)
1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich
by KDIZZO March 24, 2005
A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.
Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.
by Kenny bo August 27, 2006
Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.
"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"
by ricflairismyfather October 03, 2005
Some one who nobody likes or some one who hangs around when they are not wanted and they almost all the time have a shitty haircut and can't be called just a turd but a turdsandwich. O yeah they smell too
why is that turdsandwhich follow me all over the place with that turdsandwich of a haircut. wow no one likes that turdsandwich of a man. I do not like turdsandwiches Sam Iam
by Bradford Dearstine May 28, 2006
Something in a deceptively inviting packaging that on closer inspection sickens you.
Oh man, this radio station blows! They play the intro of every good song then they proceed to play some shitty generic rock no-one would've tuned in for. This is Radio Turd Sandwich.
by Ikeaboy January 21, 2015
Turdsandwich is a word you use to call somebody you don't like. Wether they be fat and ugly, or an annoying lesbian, or just some little bitch with a voice that sounds like a dieing animal, they are, a turdsandwich. Over all, turdsandiwch is an amazing word and will live on forever.
Hey Ashley, That bitch Erica is acting like such a turdsandwich, I think I'm going to cut her than dumped battery acid on that bitch!
by wsa1994 April 21, 2009
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