a man who loves turd
hey tim you are a turdman
by loren brinton February 07, 2005
Short, balding man with broad shoulders and a hairy ass.
Wow, that guy is such a turdman.
by Georjetson May 05, 2010
When you take a shit anywhere but a toilet.
i took a fat turd man in the field.
by tehm December 07, 2007