Robin Hood with a poop fetish.
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
by PHIL MC CRACKEN May 28, 2005
Wealthy chinese citizens during the ninth and tenth century would sprinkle gold dust on their food as a sign of extreme wealth but also as they believed it provided healing powers. Lesser citizens lived in the catacombs below the city and stole the released excrement to extract its valuable cargo.
by Craig Murphy June 2, 2005
by bill cosby November 21, 2002
Forget the other definitions, a "turd burglar" is in fact, a toilet.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.
Ok let's go!
Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.
(15 minutes later)
Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.
Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.
(15 minutes later)
Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.
by wild nothing June 19, 2012
YOur such a turd burglar
by gretchen August 31, 2003
J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.
by Teksystems September 2, 2003