turd burglary 

One who burgles turds.

"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"

turd burglary by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017

turd burglar

When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)

Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!

turd burglar by Sidney Abello February 11, 2004

turd burglar

(UK) Slang for homosexual.

"Hey, turd burglar! Get off that guy!"

turd burglar by - August 4, 2002

turd burglar

yet another word for gay men

jeez joe is a turd burglar!!

turd burglar by turd-bur-gal-er April 24, 2003

turd burglar

In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.

We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.

turd burglar by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

turd-burglar

A homosexual poacher of human feces; a poo-pilferer. Allternately, a rectum-robber who has a penchant for feces during gay sex.

"Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!"

turd-burglar by Billy B August 24, 2006

turd burggler 

When you are taking a shit in the bathroom stall and somone trys to open the door on you.

Its happened to you, you know it has

turd burggler by Ba-Dunk-a-Dunk May 13, 2005