Turbo Turds 

To take a fast shit.

Uh-oh. I have to shit but I have a show coming on in a minute! Better make turbo turds!

Turbo Turds by Userman July 9, 2011

turboturd 

Theoretically, a difficult excretion of some variety that is timeconsuming and solid. If you can stand to be called a retard because you said it, it is kind of funny and not too dirty.

I am taking a turboturd; just a minute.

turboturd by Legatus 1T-TA1 January 6, 2008

turbotard 

A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.

"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."

turbotard by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025

Turdo 

When used with the pronoun Justin, signifies our current Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

Who the hell implemented that policy Ted?! It was the man in Ottawa, you know, that Turdo!

Turdo by RealPolitico December 19, 2017

Turdbo 

1. The infamous "Turdbo" strives off of playing Runescape. Without Runescape the "Turdbo" cannot survive.

2. "Turdbo" likes to kill bundos with his toenail fungus.

3. This "Turdbo" often dumps his undies. "Turdbo" relies on his boyfriend Ryan to change his pooped undies.

"Turdbo often dumps his undies"

Turdbo by Turdbos grandma September 12, 2014

turdo 

a person, place or thing reminiscent of solid excrement (aka a 'turd')

That disgusting person is a real turdo.

turdo by el returdo February 6, 2010

justin turdo 

A person who holds high political office in Canada not possessing any special skills except an over dramatic speech delivery and exceptional hair care proficiency. He deflects criticism for his lack of skill and intellect by rabidly asserting that he is a feminist which immunizes him from political attacks. The term is modeled after the current Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau who attained his current position in large part to his surname and previously mentioned hair.

“I want to run for parliament Don”. “That’s a laugh, you will get nowhere. Now if your father was rich and famous you could have a chance a la Justin Turdo!”

justin turdo by RealPolitico November 15, 2017