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turban dave 

Turban dave is a gambling side bet in a game of snooker and sometimes pool.
If a player is in a snooker or tight spot he may ask his opponent "how about a turban dave" this means the placing of a wager at even money that the player will not only get out of the tight spot or snooker - but also pot the object ball they are aiming for. The bet is forfeited if after the object ball is potted any foul is made. It can be agreed before the game commences that the person who is snookered can request a turban dave side bet and it cannot be refused by his or her opponent.
Keith was playing Barry when he had him snookered, Barry requested a £50 Turban dave and made it!! It sure was a great shot!!
turban dave by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014

twin turbskies

damn how much did you pay for those twin turbskies
twin turbskies by pussyman 2002 December 18, 2017

Turban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary for the Sikh community.
"Hello Mr Singh, what are you up to tonight?"
"Hello Mr Kaur. I have to get a phrase published tonight at Turban Dictionary."
"Good luck with that. I hope it passes the Turban Dictionary Peer Review."
"Me too."
Turban Dictionary by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

turboslut 

Freak with whom you can go from 0 to fucking in under 12 seconds.
Let's go pick up a couple of turbosluts!
turboslut by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

Turdasaurus Rex 

a huge, monstrous, corny, dump that has been laid in a public bathroom.
Yo Dave just laid a bloody turdasaurus rex in the Dairy Queen bathroom sink.

Turbaconepicentipede 

We took the quail and put it inside a cornish hen, and put it inside a chicken and put it inside a duck and put it inside a turkey and took that and wrapped it in bacon and put it inside a pig and took the pig and connected to another pig anus to mouth and connected it into another pig anus to mouth... anus to mouth... anus to mouth. 100% Culinarily Accurate!
>>Dude, have you tried that Turbaconepicentipede?

>> I sure have!