a car club based in st.robert missouri. full of old mean people with slow cars. they are stingy, they look down upon others. physicians recommend if your allergic to rice, to not be exposed to this for an extended period of time.
" hey i just bought this clean silver srt-4, soo im going to join untamed tuners and paint the engine yellow and paint the mirrors and rims blue and ruce it out"
" my fully built turbo caviler has only 159whp runs a high 14 second 1/4, but its faster than a sub 12 sec awd talon"
|2.||Tuners vs Muscle|
A stupid ass rivalry to determine which vehicle class which is the best that mostly retard rednecks love to bitch about.
Pros & Cons
Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well
Good gas mileage
Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics
Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados
Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years
"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners
Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)
Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell
The result: Muscle
(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)
Muscle Head: Tuners vs Muscle which is better, personally I think Muscle cars are the greatest car ever made than some shitty gay ass ricer whatchamacallit? Neesan (Nissan) Handern (Honda) Massa (Mazda) so which is it?
Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.
Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race
Me: Fuck off, please
Tuner Cars are often mistaken for rice burners. However, a tuner car is usually built by someone with a real knowledge of car performance and aerodynamics (as opposed to a ricer, who knows how to make his car handle like crap and attract police attention)
Tuner cars usually have the latest performance enhancing devices, such as a Turbocharger, Sports Exhaust System, Performance ECU, Upgraded Engine/Suspension/Audio Systems, and the babe to go with it all.
These cars are driven by tuners, probably the best people you will ever meet (if you can stand their constant garble about car performance :P)
Wow, that Tuner Car (tuned) Skyline sounds and looks and goes a lot better than the ricer silvia I just saw.
Tuners > Ricers
I like ham and cheese.
A person that overcomes the factory limitations of their vehcile to gain more power, lower times at races, and/or better handling.
When emmissions standards were introduced, many tuners gave up, but others learned about HC, CO, NOx, CO2 and were able to improve those numbers.
When electronic controls were introduced, many other tuners gave up. but others learned the way they worked, and were able to make performance gains in their cars.
What stands in the way of tuners now, is quite frequently, illogical laws that ban tuning outright, despite the fact that a well tuned engine can have lower HC, CO, NOx, CO2 and fuel consumption than one in factory specification. The same goes for swaps, even though the emmissions of a S15 SR20DET are less than a 1989 KA24E, many areas have laws that declare the Silvia Conversion illegal anyway. If you think that Japanese cars are the only ones affected, think again. Many Chevy guys have fitted LS1/LS6 and LT1/LT4 engines to older cars, bringing lower emmissions and fuel consumption in the process. European imports are also affected, as a popular swap is to take a 1.8 turbocharged engine from a VW MKIV chassis, and fit it to a MKII Golf or GTI. Still, many areas have laws written by people who don't know any automotive physics.
Any car with altered factory parts, fabricated parts, or specialty aftermarket parts is considered a tuner car.
Any driver who builds or installs those parts is a tuner. Tuners also adjust things like the mixture screws on a carb, or the programming of EFI.
The most southern part of Georgia. On the Florida Georgia border. Home of more tuners that known possible. Camden County High School won first in state like 5 years in a row. Camden is a SMALLLLLL town. Less than 30 minutes from Jacksonville. AND, the place to hang out in Camden, is the Wal-Mart parking lot. Parties here consist of less than 20 people.
"hmm, whats there to do in this boring little place called camden??.." - says bob. "I know, we can go to wal-mart parking lot!" says jane.
A large, worldwide manufacturer that makes electrical music gear, ie keyboards, mixers, synthesizers, effects pedals and tuners.
Dude, are you bringing your Korg to band practice? The effects on it are SWEET!
A compact car offered by Honda Motor Co., in three body types: Sedan, coupe and hatchback. This car, in stock form, is a great gas-saver, and is rock-solid reliable, as proven by owners, Consumer Reports, and the endless odometers that read 300k miles and more. At one point, this car was found to be an entry-level "tuner", back when tuning was something to talk about. Today, every dick-face who watches TFATF, thinks because it has an "H" badge on it, that all you need is an array of tacky, useless parts and you are "sick", "dope", or any other term cholo-ass b**ners use to sound like a "real racer".more...
Bottom line, anybody who can sit here on this, or any other site, and shit-talk about Honda, or any car for that matter, without understanding what they are talking about, is about as inteligent as a rock. Alot of what you see on the street is "Rice", not somebody who actually takes pride in the car they drive. Fact: You will never catch a real Honda tuner with a park-bench wing, cheap-ass body kits, or 5" tip mufflers, just to name a few. Neons, "systems" (which add God knows how much weight to said "racer"), 17" wheels, Euro taillights, loud paint, and pretty much any other part that is a knock-off of something that real tuners are actually willing to dish out cash for and is a quality product. Also, you will also not catch them trying to race everybody in traffic, or hanging out in parking lots with strobes flashing, while standing outside their car, usually with a group...