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jumbledump

1. A break-up that makes no sense to the rejectee

2. A very jumbled-up poop
Joe was the receiver of a jumbledump, so he went home and contemplated it while taking a jumbledump
jumbledump by trexosedell August 8, 2011

tumble dump

when you shit in a dryer, turn it on and walk away
the people at that party we crashed were dicks so i tumble dumped them and got the hell out.
tumble dump by eeby1 June 24, 2011

TumbleUpon 

The instance where a person utilizes StumbleUpon for their browsing pleasure, finds something interesting and immediately posts their findings on Tumblr.
Dude, StumbleUpon just showed me this amazing thing called PocketHipster. I'm going to put it on Tumblr. Right. Now.
TumbleUpon by sweetpetrichor May 11, 2011

tumblefumbleohshitaratacat

when u get stuck in a washing machine and your pet rat named ppsucc eats your finger and then saves you.
ummmmmmm tumblefumbleohshitaratacat

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026