tulow
fuzzy hair like creatures that enter a women's vagina. And the women begins to shake and have an orgasm
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Tulodism
Tulodism is a religion created by the section Diligence after the great messiah Joshua Toludus descended upon earth and freed everyone from their sufferings
Tulodism by Guy from asia October 10, 2019
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tulow • tuloso midway • Tulos Syndrome • talow • tflow • TFlowerFitness • Tlowz • Tudow • Tuklow • tukow
tuloso midway
tuloso midway by Princess_Keach February 10, 2018
Tulo Bitch
1. Trashy, skanky, easy sluts. Usually with lots of piercings and/or tattoos such as tramp stamps and tongue rings.
2. A skank
2. A skank
John: That Tulo Bitch still fucked me last night even after I asked her if her tongue ring was for sucking dick.
Mike: The one with the pink and blonde hair?
John: Yaaa buddy.
Mike: The one with the pink and blonde hair?
John: Yaaa buddy.
Tulo Bitch by Mad Man 415 August 10, 2011
TFlowerFitness
Sometimes referred to as Toby Flower, or 'Tee-Wee' is a haunch removing specialist operating out of the South West London area. A specialist in crumpet, haunch removal and attacking females, TFlowerFitness has been burying his ferret in muff since 1998.
He has two pets, an Italian Spinone called 'Dog aids' and 'Baby Toby', otherwise known as his corey.
With an impressive first date hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with American Express.
Last seen on December 31st in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the fucking embarrassing mess.
For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to graham.hart@ntlworld.com
- Jordan Pledger
He has two pets, an Italian Spinone called 'Dog aids' and 'Baby Toby', otherwise known as his corey.
With an impressive first date hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with American Express.
Last seen on December 31st in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the fucking embarrassing mess.
For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to graham.hart@ntlworld.com
- Jordan Pledger
TFlowerFitness by PureSwift074 January 19, 2023
Tulo
The best shortstop in Major League Baseball. He is known for his golden glove and rocket arm on defense and a powerful bat on offense. Tulo takes the game of baseball very seriously, yet likes to grow out a mullet during the season. Rockies fans chant his name every at-bat: cha-cha, cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha-cha, TU-LO!
tulok
tulok by terry_bambam January 31, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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