david bowie tights 

Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.

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david bowie tights by ilikenirvana October 28, 2013

black tights matter 

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere

I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

black tights matter by von groovy April 13, 2019

Robin Hood: Men In Tights 

Best movie ever.

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

King John: I have a mole?!

Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?

Will Scarlet: Perfect.

Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*

Robin Hood: Men In Tights by Alecai October 16, 2009

Wank Tights 

A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.

'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.

Wank Tights by haybarner January 22, 2010

tightsaholic 

A tightsaholic is someone who is obsessed with tights or has a fetish for tights. Generally someone who likes tights more than the average person.

“Wow her legs looks so sexy in her tights”-Jeff
“You must be a tightsaholic”-Bill

tightsaholic by Unknown-245 February 5, 2018

Slidey Tights 

One Whos so slidey she can barely keep her tights up

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Slidey Tights by Natalie & Jonafffannn January 16, 2009

tights warden 

A guy with a tights fetish who asks you to put tights on and go on webcam

Davro: Show your ass in tights

Me: No way, you damn tights warden

tights warden by sazzabaps July 30, 2009