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A name for a very special person with a loving personality, beautiful face and soul, and gentle touch. They are shy to try new things with other people, but once you get to know them they are very special and will always have a place in your heart. Some advice for a Tuesday: Don't be afraid to speak your mind to the person you love the most, most likely if you love them then they love you back.
Person 1: Who's that over there? She looks so pretty and just look at the way she's helping the needy.
Person 2: Oh, she must be a Tuesday

Person 1: Hey dude, I met this girl the other day, she's so kind and I really like her.
Person 2: Looks like you found yourself a Tuesday!
by iHeartEarth May 27, 2016
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The day one should use as the day of exception.
April: Are you a lesbian?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...

Alice: Is there a party in your pants?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...

Meahgan: When does 2+2=fish?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
by LiveBreatheMusic October 23, 2005
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A day of celebration where 100% straight men can partake in any homosexual activity and not feel any remorse or sense of gayness. It takes place EVERY Tuesday of every week regardless of any holidays it might fall on.
Dude I cant believe it's only Wednesday! That means I have to wait another 6 days for my favorite day, Tuesday.
by TuesdayGuy April 20, 2011
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The day of the week during which Soylent Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
by indiecognition December 10, 2007
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A seemingly "normal" day. The only significant Tuesday known to man absolutely sucked (9/11)...therefore Tuesday's are boring, pointless, stupid, and never live up to better day's like Friday.
Tuesday...well at least it's not Monday.
by Jakabones August 12, 2006
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1.) Third day of the week.

2.) A name.

3.) Born on this day.
Person 1: Hey, what's your name?

Person 2: Tuesday.

Person 1: Were you born on a Tuesday?

Person 2: No.
by Tuesday Tr. August 18, 2007
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To most people, Tuesday is the second day of the week. To some people, Tuesday is the best insult ever invented. As the last word of the phrase See You Next Tuesday (as in C U Next Tuesday, as in cunt), Tuesday can be used as an adjective to describe someone you don't like without having to lower your voice.

This usage is popular in England with people between the ages of 18 and 30. Few people outside of this age range will have a clue what you're talking about if you call them a Tuesday; to the rest of the world, it is still the second day of the week. That's what makes it so great.
I was sat next to this right old Tuesday on the bus yesterday, he wouldn't stop reading the paper over my shoulder.
by Ben XO January 15, 2007
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