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Like the other guy said, the worst day (I promise!) of the week. Why is tuesday always bad? It's right in the middle of the week. Your not getting ready for the weekend. Your not all rested up from the weekend like you would be on monday. In fact, since monday sucked all the life out of people, the people your left with are nothing pleasant.
Dude 1: Man, tuesday blows.
Dude 2: You said it.
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a chic euphemism for female genitalia. your ladyplace, your mother's ladyplace, your girlfriend's ladyplace etc. derivative of 'C U Next Tuesday'
"eat my tuesday"

"i've got some sort of yeast infection :("
"a yeast infection? where?"
"in my tuesday :'("

"not tonight, basil. my tuesday hurts."
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The day of the week when most people live their entire lives.
You can tell when you're in traffic that most of the people in front of you have no destination where they want to arrive before next Tuesday.
by Downstrike October 17, 2004
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Tuesday is the worst day in the world.
Useually a school day where everything goes wrong.
There is a holiday directly after the last tuesday of the school year called: Day-After-Tuesday-Day.
A: I have fellen down stairs, failed a test, made a fool of myself and was stabbed by a pencil.
B: Must be Tuesday.
by Joseph Pfister October 22, 2005
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Every day has a comfortable label that you can use to shape your day.

Monday: The start of the week. Hellish, maybe, but at least categorized.
Wednesday: Humpday. After Wednesday it’s all downhill. The end of the day on Wednesday can be particularly euphoric.
Thursday: The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday.
Friday: Clearly, it’s awesome.
Saturday and Sunday: Weekends rule.

What’s Tuesday? It’s wedged in there, nameless, formless, and generally craptastic.
Obviously, Tuesday suxzors.
by new_revolution April 19, 2005
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Arguably the best day of the entire week!

Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.

Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.

Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.

Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.

Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.

Saturday: When the best parties are held

TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.

Also a reference of total randomness.


Guy 1: Dude I just had a threesom yesterday.

Guy 2: On a Tuesday?

Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!


Ex 2:

Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?

Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.
by County April 10, 2009
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A general purpose insult. Last element of the acronym "See (C) You (U) Next (N)" and the word in question, and useful in situations where cursing is inappropriate.
Person 1 - "That guy over there took my parking space!"
Person 2 - "What a tuesday."
by Handsome B. Wonderful April 22, 2004
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