tuckmuck, a volatile liquid that is mainly composed of shit, cum, farts, liquid anus, gamer nectar, gamer girl bath water, rat semen, mountain dew, horse semen, giraffe semen, computer mouse sludge build-up, rhino semen, millipede semen, butterfly semen, dog semen, monkey semen, centipede semen, cockroach semen, rabbit semen, mole rat semen,

slimy hagfish semen, frog semen, peanut butter, walnuts, microphones, trombone spit, molten plastic, molten aluminum, rtx 3090's, glados semen, grease(unknown), armpit juice, jaundiced skin cells, bob the alien, tiodoore chzon Kazakhstan, purified dark chocolate, glowstick juice, uranium 235(enriched), liquid hydrogen, tnt, reagent mixtures(all types), and liquid NFT's.

side effects may include...

shitting out of mouth.
farting from eyeballs.
instant death.
kidney failure.
heart failure.
liver failure.
lung failure.
brain failure.
Christian western chandler disorder.
involuntary purchasing of NFT's.
HIV.
Aids.
cancer.
urethrae cactus.
stinky buttocks.
bad case of microscopicus dickicus.
person 1: i just bought some tuckmuck
person 2:no way can i have some
person 1: penile cancer
by fjhgfdsfgjhfdgjhkjg ghj tertn January 28, 2022
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