A depressed homosexual weeb individual who finds Oldschool Runescape's tutorial island complicated. In school they can ussualy be found in the corner of the room sniffing glue while listening to Linkin Park on their airpods which they claim are worth more than your house even though you saw them buying the airpods from the dollar store.
Person 1:you're such a fucking TTBW
Person 2:fuck off negar
*they proceed to have a 2 hour argument about who is gayer*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!