1. An ancient Greek city
2. A movie about an ancient Greek city, where every other scene consists of Brad Pit rolling out of bed... totally naked.
Example 1. Troy is an ancient Greek city (!)
Example 2. (2 girls watching Troy)
girl 1: YAWN! I have no idea what's going on now...
girl 2: YAWN! I know what you mean... hey- wake me up when Brad comes back on will ya?
by bebop182 June 10, 2004
to be the worst physical athlete possible at every sport known to man. You cannot catch a pass, kick a ball, catch a ball, hit a ball, run, and shoot a ball. you are so bad at every sport that even the coach makes fun of you.
you are the equivelent of being troy
by teamsportsperiod4 December 03, 2010
A man with an abnormally small penis, who does not like to have fun. Troys tend to sit around all day waiting for other people to enjoy themselves before striking with negativity.
Steve: "dude, I'm having so much fun"
Troy: "fuck you"
by Manyana December 08, 2010
The stupidest mammal you'll ever have the pleasure of avoiding. A douche box, often reminds one of the awkwardness in seeing a monkey humping a football. Often very arrogant completely unreliable and incredibly prideful presents himself as more than he is, but his cocky demeanor is transparent to everyone around him.
My ex-boyfriend was such a Troy.

Girl 1. Don't look now but here comes a Troy

Girl 2. Oh God. Not another one....

Girl 1. Don't look up! Don't look up!

Girl 2. Shit he saw us! Run!

Boy 1. Where's your geography partner?

Boy 2. It doesn't matter, he's a Troy. It's better if I do it myself anyway. My grades aren't about to slip because of slacking on my part.
by SneakyShorty March 05, 2010
Loser Magnet. Attracts psychos, liars, cheaters , scum, deceitful, and self-centered individuals.
by Psycho-Magnet February 03, 2010
the Georgia version of the word "goatee" worn by black males; the longer and more 'vertical' the better.
Guy 1: That cornball wasnt getting any play till he grew out a troy.
Guy 2: *strokes his troy* Why you hatin'?
by CreepThis9 January 24, 2008
a troy is a person who loves the mingers. he will hook anyone he can, regardless of age, weight or scraggyness he has NO STANDARDS at all.. a troy usualy dresses very scruffy and has cheap sports shoes. he has a long beard and lives in the bush.
'charles manson is such a troy"
by little fringed goblin March 30, 2009

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