troutmuffin 

When a women has a yeast infection and does not take care of it with prescription ointment, OR when a women has a venereal disease of any sort and does not wash that twat frequently.

Yo man, I got desperate yesterday, I called Sharice and ate the troutmuffin, that shit was NAAAAASSSTTYYYYYY

troutmuffin by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005

truthmuffin 

A user that updates there twitter, facebook and tumblr. Doesn't hide the truth from anyone and is widely popular with hipsters.

Many hipsters like to say: " truthmuffin's post are so triangle."

truthmuffin by Triangle R' Us December 28, 2010