The Mrs, the wife, the girlfriend, the trousers wearer in the house.
"Will you please ask the trousers if you can come to the pub at the weekend?"
by BlindNinja May 30, 2007
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A pervy old guy with smelly unwashed suspicious looking trousers who creeps you out and you can smell a mile away. Best avoided at all costs especially if he leers at you or plays with his pocket billiards. The reaction to the Trouser is usually a strong gag reflex.
Watch out, there's a trouser totally checking out your ass!!
by Blonde Beetle March 5, 2009
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pretentious, useless (not in the 'for the sake of it' sense), meaningless gibberish, lies, exaggeration, any form of atonal music or ‘cutting-edge’ dance piece, unnecessary use of big, clever or showing off language – basically bullshit.
Q: How was that new restaurant/show/apartment/lawyer/urban dictionary website?
A: Trouser
by footfarmer September 17, 2005
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A more interesting way of expressing the badness of a thing - an alternative form of pants. Quite useful in that it lends itself better to the alternate forms "trousered" and "trousery", whereas "pantsy" and "pantsed" are a little nasty to pronounce.

UK folk may argue that pants are worn beneath trousers or skirts, or indeed just worn on their own but lowered somewhat for porn-surfing, and that therefore this is a crock. But they're wrong.
Dave: My cat died last night.
Al: Ah, that's trousers man!

Employee: Dear boss, I can't come into work today because I'm feeling somewhat trousery. My Blackberry will be on if you need me.

I tried to recover some sectors on my hard drive today, now it's *completely* trousered.
by NaughtyJim October 30, 2010
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When you have dildo fun and use it on your mum.
"I'm going to have a trousers tonight," said Momin Rob.
by Curry man moses December 8, 2010
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trailer trousers
(trey-ler trou-zerz)

–noun ( used with a plural verb )

1. Also called trailer slacks. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer trousers are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.
The knot in Bobbie-Sue's trailer trousers kept her from losing her virginity to her cousin.
by GrayRider February 12, 2011
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An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.
Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!
by Dub P July 31, 2005
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