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troffaphobia 

- fear of pissing in large urinals that resemble a horse troff.

Usually found in large sporting venues the mega urinal provides zero privacy which causes many guys to be gun shy despite a bladder full of beer.

Friend: Hey were is your cousin the third inning is about to start?
You: Ah, he has to wait for a toilet since he has a bad case of troffaphobia.
Friend: What?
You: Yeah, when he steps out to the plate at a big urinal he can't go.
troffaphobia by Dave W. Deathrock February 11, 2009
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clause-trophobia 

The extreme and paralyzing fear of Santa Clause or Santa related paraphernalia.
Walking through the mall and seeing a man in a red suit with white lapels, sparked John's Clause-trophobia.
clause-trophobia by Zack Bunker December 9, 2008

Troyphobia 

Part of leicester, uk’s culture and history. The infamous legend himself troy judge who cause chaos and havoc across leicestershire in the year of 2021. You cannot meet one person in leicester who does not have a story with this man. He possessed many qualities such as casual predator, professional nonce, drug pusher, poser of the worst kind, and many more that probably cannot be named here. He will go down in leicester history as one of the most hated men in the city, so bad that he regularly gets shouted at in the street “get out of LC you floppy ass pedophile” A museum is needed for this man for causing the most amount of chaos in one city, in such a short amount of time…
“Omgod did you hear Troy Judge got jumped in haymarket station again”

please don’t mention him to me, i have a troyphobia…

Tromophobia

Describes a person who is irrationally afraid of thinking, learning, or processing new information; someone whose first reaction to complexity or facts is panic, denial, or saying something stupid. Marked by a deep fear of being mentally challenged.
“The moment the conversation got smarter than him, he shut down — classic tromophobia.”
Tromophobia by Danny Welbeck December 26, 2025

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026