That thing that an evil mother does (especially to daughters). Typically, she had you when she was very young, she hates your biological father & sees him in you. Thusly, you are now a burden to her, & she treats you as such.

When you reach adulthood, any chance she gets to “pull the rug from underneath you”, SHE WILL TAKE IT. This is due to her anger & bitterness over your existence; ruminating on what she could’ve been/done if you hadn’t have been born.

Jealousy & envy are also an inevitable byproduct of one such miserable mother & her evil doings.
Ted: Tonia’s mother gossips about her to Tonia’s boyfriend. Tonia’s mother got her sexual predator, IT husband to break into Tonia’s phone to read her text messages. Tonia’s mother threw a temper tantrum, like a 3 year old, & blackened her own eye.

Sherman: Uh oh. Sounds like Tonia’s mother is trying to triangulate her, again. I really hope she survives.
by Cosmicshiva October 17, 2019
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When your teacher asks for everyone to sit in a big triangle.
Ms. Smith told us to triangulate.
by joeshmoe275 February 25, 2015
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The unacheivable necessary step to receiving promotion.
We are sorry Dennis there is no promotion for you this year, we expect you to understand as you have no prior triangulation. Now please bend over and continue to do the job of your inept co-worker Jabba.
by Villagewolf March 5, 2008
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Triangulation = a 3 or more way format during sex. Many powerful people like to engage in triangulation as a way of having sex - they like to have multiple sex partners participating with him - or her - at the same time. This is often referred to as a 3 way. Ego, status and power are often the reasons for engaging in this kind of sexual activity. The feeling of authority, power & control is paramount.
An older powerful corporate CEO who likes to have sex with much younger women - often engaging in 3 way sex with these young beauties. The aging CEO feels like the king of the hill being able to participate and control these young little chicks while engaging in sex. He is participating in what is better known as a 3 way triangulation.
by WET CARGO BOY March 19, 2006
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The unacheivable necessary step to receiving promotion.
We are sorry Dennis there is no promotion for you this year, we expect you to understand as you have no prior triangulation. Now please bend over and continue to do the job of your inept co-worker Jabba.
by Villagewolf March 5, 2008
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the night time practice of locating the acceptable piss receptacle by listening to the sounds of urine hitting unacceptable objects like carpet, toilet paper rolls, or cats.
Haans easily got 15-20% of his piss in the toilet by using simple urine triangulation.
by scottoff August 16, 2007
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