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poon-trenching 

The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency
Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.
poon-trenching by woodchipper April 29, 2008
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the way of life in which a person does daily routines
sleeping, eating, talking, and making friends are all ways of the tresing life style
tresing by tresly May 27, 2008

Tressling 

For thrill-seekers, climbing to the underside of a railroad bridge or standing near traintracks as a train passes. Don't get too close because there's a vacuum that can pull you into the train. As soon as the wind starts becoming strong enough to sway you at all pull back immediately.
Shown in 2009 film Sunshine Cleaning (2009), one of the main characters goes tressling, climbing to the underside of a railroad bridge as a train went by overhead, sending huge amounts of noise and sparks down on her.
Tressling by bm23 April 20, 2009

trestling 

A recreational pastime involving drug-induced positioning of one's body directly underneath the rail supports of a railroad trestle, exactly timed to coincide with the passing of a freight train overhead.

The resulting effect is that of experiencing a passing freight train from a position a foot or two beneath the rails upon which the train passes. The resulting vibration and noise is traditionally enjoyed during night-time while under the effect of psychodelic mushrooms or other hallucinogen. As the train approaches, the increasing noise and vibration, coinciding with the shifting headlights and roar of the train whistle adds to the effect. Other variants include hanging by the hands from individual railroad ties while the train passes.

Originated by students of Texas State University, formerly Southwest Texas State University, of San Marcos Texas, using a railroad trestle approximately five miles north of town on the road to Five Mile Dam.
So dude, we went out towards Lexington on FM 969 with our nine-irons and some golf balls, picked some shrooms, knocked 'em back with a bottle of Ranch dressing, then when our gums were tingling good we went out trestling at Five Mile. It was a wicked rush!
trestling by Bibbity-Bip September 1, 2006

Star-trecking for dick 

When you travel a far distance to hook up with someone.
"Kevin from tinder wants to hook up, but he lives in Cleveland."

"Brittney, you're about to be star-trecking for dick."

Brown Trenching 

to begin fooling around with a female then when the pants come off you unexpectedly find that she has a very shitty ass crack, it doesnt bother the male and he commences to have anal sex
Doyle: "Dude oh my god, the other night I got that girl from the bar back to my apartment and found out she was Brown Trenching."

Brad: " Oh god man that is gross... What did you do?"

Doyle: " What do you mean gross??!!??"
Brown Trenching by HansardSD July 13, 2010

Tresting 

Tresting is the ability to do testing in a formal and upright manner with proper etiquette and adhering to the standards of formality and tradition that would otherwise go unacknowledged with regular testing. Tresting is regarded by many as a higher form of testing.
Tresting is the dressage of the QA process
Tresting by Bubba Gump Jump Trunk September 26, 2013