Tree Horn Worshipper 

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

Tree Horn Worshipper by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011

tree hugging dirt worshipper 

Someone who loves and respects nature, even to the point of fanatacism. Often are involved in nature based religions, such as Wicca.

Meghan and Nick Forsberg are tree hugging dirt worshippers.

tree hugging dirt worshipper by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004